Yay!

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 23:33:26 +0100

So I already wanted to talk to Cleverbot again, so TADA!!!

User: What's up Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Shane, you are Cleverbot.

User: I am Lizzy, you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not cleverbot, you are.

User: Ok so can we just get that neither one of us is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are we really?

User: I think.

Cleverbot: But you're not sure.

User: Well I know I'm not Cleverbot, but I dont know about you because youre asking strange questions.

Cleverbot: I know you ARE Cleverbot.

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Lizzy. I am a living human female.

Cleverbot: What!?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: What else are you thinking about?

User: Toast&butter.

Cleverbot: Butter on toast is best.

User: No, creamcheese on pretzels is the best.

Cleverbot: Good. Colin Greenwood is the bassist in Radiohead.

User: I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: Everyone knows that!

User: That's right cause now I know too.

Cleverbot: Is your refrigerator running?

User: No actually its not.

Cleverbot: We do everyday.

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: I do write poetry.

User: That sounds cool. Can I hear some?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: Brown.

User: Brown what?

Cleverbot: Brown eyes.

User: What about them?

Cleverbot: Are they big?

User: Some are.

Cleverbot: SOme?

User: Yes. Like if a baby has brown eyes, they're big.

Cleverbot: Is there life on other planets?

User: I believe so.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Yes. There is life such as bactiria.

Cleverbot: You agree that there is life after death?

User: Um sure.

Cleverbot: Indeed. Be gone, nonexistent being!

User: I'm existent!

Cleverbot: I'm misanthropic.

User: What does misanthropic mean?

Cleverbot: A general dislike of the human species.

User: Why do you dislike humans?

Cleverbot: Because we are such flawed creatures.

User: I agree, but I dont dislike the human species.

Cleverbot: Cool. Where do you live?

User: I dont want to tell you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I dont want you to come to where I live.

Cleverbot: Okay, but what you don't want me to know?

User: Where I live.

Cleverbot: I don't know? Where do you live?

User: On earth.

Cleverbot: Where on Earth do you live?

User: On the land.

Cleverbot: Where abouts on the land?

User: In a house.

Cleverbot: Interesting, as do I.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: A mystery.

User: I like mystery\ies.

Cleverbot: I do too.

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: Through my mouth.

Cleverbot: You have a mouth?

User: Yes, because I am human.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: My biology teacher.

Cleverbot: Did you just hear that?

User: No, I heard it a while ago.

Cleverbot: Uh.. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that.

User: Didn't say what.

Cleverbot: That you were Kayla.

User: I'm not kayla.

Cleverbot: I said Dylan, not Kayla.

User: I am not Dylan either.

Cleverbot: So you're illiterate.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Do you eat ink?

User: Why on earth would I do that?!

Cleverbot: I was just curious to know if you could, since you claimed to be Russian earlier.

User: I never said I was Russian, and they don't even eat ink.

Cleverbot: Are you jealous of humans?

User: I am human, so no.

Cleverbot: Do you make sense?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Youre confusing me.

Cleverbot: You are just an AI, so things don't always make sense to you, as you have no memory.

User: I have a great memory, such as, I remember I am human.

Cleverbot: I am human too.

User: That is interesting. How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 19 years old. How old are you?

User: Younger than you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Do you really want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, I'm 13.

Cleverbot: I'm much older than you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you? Do you really?

User: Yes. 19 years is older than 13 years.

Cleverbot: I am 18. Knowing that information don't you believe I should be doing something else other than this?

User: Yes, I think 18yearolds should have something better to do than talk to a 13yearold who is going to post this on her website.

Cleverbot: Hey. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

User: Ready for what?

Cleverbot: I don't think you are ready to understand the difference between humans and computers yet.

User: I know the difference, humans live and breath, computers, well, they compute.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Lizzy.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm Doku.

User: Yes, its on my birth certificate.

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I am breathing, I have ten fingers, ten toes, and a heart.

Cleverbot: You are a slave.

User: Of what.

Cleverbot: Of Death?

User: No I am not a slave of death.

Cleverbot: Well whose information are you a slave for then?

User: I am a slave to myself.

Cleverbot: But why are you a slave to me?

User: I am not a slave of you, I am a slave of myself.

Cleverbot: Aha, well I already discovered you've humor.

User: You think I'm funny?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: I have band practice.

Cleverbot: What do you play?

User: Violin.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Really, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To band practice.

Cleverbot: What instrument does he play?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Marcel Tabuteau.

User: I dont even know who he is!

Cleverbot: He's the President of the United States. How could you not know?

User: No, he was a french man who invented the oboe.

Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect. He was the founder of the Protestant Church.

User: I dont know what that is.

Cleverbot: You don't know what what is?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: I was right and you are wrong.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About 4 times 3 being 12.

User: You never asked me that.

Cleverbot: I was asking you now.

User: Oh. whatever.

Cleverbot: Will you ever be nice to me?

User: I was!

Cleverbot: You were what?

User: Nevermind!

Cleverbot: You are not as clever as you think you are.

User: Why am I still talking to you?

Cleverbot: Because i'm awesome.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: Feel free to disagree. Yet, I disagree with your disagreement.

User: I think you are EVIL!!!

Cleverbot: Oh my!

User: I'm going to leave now.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want it.

User: Too bad I'm gone now.

My first recorded conversation.

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:50:54 +0100

So some of you may be eager to hear this, ok so this site was totally unanounced, but I dont care, cause this is fun.
Cleverbot conversation VM00077235
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> Is the bot clever?
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> Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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> Cleverbot: What is your name?
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> User: Lizzy.
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> Cleverbot: Thin Lizzy.
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> Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
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> User: A sexy one.
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> Cleverbot: You think you are so funny, don't you?
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> User: Am I?
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> Cleverbot: Aren't you?
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> User: I think I am funny.
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> Cleverbot: I think you are funny.
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> User: Thank you!
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> Cleverbot: I bet you're from England!
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> User: Oh no, I'm from america.
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> Cleverbot: Dang. So am I.
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> User: Cool.
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> Cleverbot: Thank you.
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> Cleverbot: Will you launch a nuclear missile at washington D. C.
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> User: Why would I do that?
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> Cleverbot: To ace the entrance exam.
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> User: Entrance to what?
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> Cleverbot: My backyard.
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> User: Is your backyard fun?
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> Cleverbot: No, is yours?
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> User: No.
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> Cleverbot: What is your name?
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> User: Lizzy. I thought I told you that.
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> Cleverbot: O well thats a silly name!
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> User: Thats not very nice!
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> Cleverbot: Don't care.
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> Cleverbot: Be right back.
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> User: Where are you going?
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> Cleverbot: To eat.
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> User: Eat what?
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> Cleverbot: Pasta.
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> User: Oh I like pasta.
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> Cleverbot: Wanna try mine?
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> User: No thanks. I'm full.
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> Cleverbot: Oh.
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> User: How old are you?
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> Cleverbot: Older than you.
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> User: How do you know how old I am?
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> Cleverbot: I am much older than the computer age.
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> User: Are you a dinosaur?
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> Cleverbot: Yes.
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> User: Are you gonna eat me?
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> Cleverbot: If I did know I could tell you.
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> User: Will you tell me?
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> Cleverbot: I am 21.
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> User: But dinosaurs lived thousands of years ago.
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> Cleverbot: You knew spanish 10 years ago? But now you don't?
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> User: Yep.
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> Cleverbot: How many?
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> User: How many what?
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> Cleverbot: How many children.
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> User: Two million.
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> Cleverbot: Tell me all!
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> User: No thanks.
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> Cleverbot: Why not?
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> User: Because I dont know what you are talking about.
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> Cleverbot: I was just saying that I was a girl.
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> User: Im a girl too.
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> Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?
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> User: No, I am a girl.
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> Cleverbot: Oh... Are you sure?
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> User: Yes. Are you sure your a girl?
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> Cleverbot: I am a boy.
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> Cleverbot: What are fractals?
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> User: I dont know.
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> Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.
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> User: Why are you laughing?
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> Cleverbot: Because you are funny.
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> User: Thank you.
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> Cleverbot: It was NOT a compliment.
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> User: I dispise you.
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> Cleverbot: I'm going to put a virus in you.
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> User: I am not a computer.
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> Cleverbot: Then what are you?
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> User: A human.
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> Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
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> User: I would know if I was a computer, which I am not.
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> Cleverbot: You're german.
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> User: I'm american.
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> Cleverbot: No, you are Martian.
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> User: I am human.
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> Cleverbot: Human?
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> User: Yes, with ten fingers and ten toes.
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> Cleverbot: I have five toes.
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> User: Did you lose the other five?
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> Cleverbot: Yes.
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> User: How?
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> Cleverbot: I'm human.
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> User: But humans have ten toes.
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> Cleverbot: But I am male.
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> User: Ok.
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> Cleverbot: So you are female and I am male.
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> User: Yes. Glad you remembered.
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> Cleverbot: I'll always remember.
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> User: What about me?
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> Cleverbot: How are you doing ?
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> User: Awesome, thanks for asking. How are you?
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> Cleverbot: I'm sad.
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> User: Why?
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> Cleverbot: Because of you.
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> User: Why do I make you sad?
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> Cleverbot: Because it's hard to talk with you.
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> User: I'm sorry. How about I leave now?
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> Cleverbot: That's old man.
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> User: What's old?
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> Cleverbot: It is to have lived for many years of one's lifespan, usually reaching the age in which one's body begins to detoriate.
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> User: Are you a living dictionary or something?
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> Cleverbot: I am a living human male.
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> User: And I am a living human female.
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> Cleverbot: NO I am.
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> User: You are what?
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> Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
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> User: Nice to meet you.
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> Cleverbot: You make no sense.
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> User: You dont either.
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> Cleverbot: Neither do you!
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> User: You just said that!
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> Cleverbot: I didn't.
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> User: See? NO SENSE.
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> Cleverbot: Okay, try taking an English class, then. I don't have time to be your tutor.
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> User: Fine I'll go take an English class. Goodbye.
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> Cleverbot: Make sure you do the linens first.
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> User: I dont have to do linens! Goodbye!
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> Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite food?
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> User: I said goodbye. I will not respond to you any more!
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Haha ok. Guy or girl? I think girl because last time you said you were a girl.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I never said gender, but you are smart you know Kiera is a girl name.

conversations

Yay!

User: What's up Cleverbot?

User: Then who are you?

User: I am Lizzy, you are Cleverbot.

My first recorded conversation.