Yay!
June 5, 2010
So I already wanted to talk to Cleverbot again, so TADA!!!
User: What's up Cleverbot?Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.User: Then who are you?Cleverbot: I am Shane, you are Cleverbot.User: I am Lizzy, you are Cleverbot.Cleverbot: No, I'm not cleverbot, you are.User: Ok so can we just get that neither one of us is cleverbot. Cleverbot: Are we really? User: I think. Cleverbot: But you're not sure. User: Well I know I'm not Cleverbot, but I dont know about you because youre asking strange questions. Cleverbot: I know you ARE Cleverbot. User: I am not Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: Lizzy. I am a living human female. Cleverbot: What!? Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Cheese. Cleverbot: What else are you thinking about? User: Toast&butter. Cleverbot: Butter on toast is best. User: No, creamcheese on pretzels is the best. Cleverbot: Good. Colin Greenwood is the bassist in Radiohead. User: I didn't know that. Cleverbot: Everyone knows that! User: That's right cause now I know too. Cleverbot: Is your refrigerator running? User: No actually its not. Cleverbot: We do everyday. User: You do what? Cleverbot: I do write poetry. User: That sounds cool. Can I hear some? Cleverbot: Now. User: Now what? Cleverbot: Brown. User: Brown what? Cleverbot: Brown eyes. User: What about them? Cleverbot: Are they big? User: Some are. Cleverbot: SOme? User: Yes. Like if a baby has brown eyes, they're big. Cleverbot: Is there life on other planets? User: I believe so. Cleverbot: Can you prove it? User: Yes. There is life such as bactiria. Cleverbot: You agree that there is life after death? User: Um sure. Cleverbot: Indeed. Be gone, nonexistent being! User: I'm existent! Cleverbot: I'm misanthropic. User: What does misanthropic mean? Cleverbot: A general dislike of the human species. User: Why do you dislike humans? Cleverbot: Because we are such flawed creatures. User: I agree, but I dont dislike the human species. Cleverbot: Cool. Where do you live? User: I dont want to tell you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I dont want you to come to where I live. Cleverbot: Okay, but what you don't want me to know? User: Where I live. Cleverbot: I don't know? Where do you live? User: On earth. Cleverbot: Where on Earth do you live? User: On the land. Cleverbot: Where abouts on the land? User: In a house. Cleverbot: Interesting, as do I. User: Cool. Cleverbot: A mystery. User: I like mystery\ies. Cleverbot: I do too. Cleverbot: How do you speak? User: Through my mouth. Cleverbot: You have a mouth? User: Yes, because I am human. Cleverbot: Who told you that? User: My biology teacher. Cleverbot: Did you just hear that? User: No, I heard it a while ago. Cleverbot: Uh.. I'm pretty sure I didn't say that. User: Didn't say what. Cleverbot: That you were Kayla. User: I'm not kayla. Cleverbot: I said Dylan, not Kayla. User: I am not Dylan either. Cleverbot: So you're illiterate. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: Do you eat ink? User: Why on earth would I do that?! Cleverbot: I was just curious to know if you could, since you claimed to be User: I never said I was Russian, and they don't even eat ink. Cleverbot: Are you jealous of humans? User: I am human, so no. Cleverbot: Do you make sense? User: Of what? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: Youre confusing me. Cleverbot: You are just an AI, so things don't always make sense to you, as you have no memory. User: I have a great memory, such as, I remember I am human. Cleverbot: I am human too. User: That is interesting. How old are you? Cleverbot: I am 19 years old. How old are you? User: Younger than you. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Do you really want to know? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok, I'm 13. Cleverbot: I'm much older than you. User: I know. Cleverbot: Do you? Do you really? User: Yes. 19 years is older than 13 years. Cleverbot: I am 18. Knowing that information don't you believe I should be doing something else other than this? User: Yes, I think 18yearolds should have something better to do than talk to a 13yearold who is going to post this on her website. Cleverbot: Hey. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. User: Ready for what? Cleverbot: I don't think you are ready to understand the difference between humans and computers yet. User: I know the difference, humans live and breath, computers, well, they compute. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Lizzy. Cleverbot: Really? I'm Doku. User: Yes, its on my Cleverbot: So you are human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes, I am breathing, I have ten fingers, ten toes, and a heart. Cleverbot: You are a slave. User: Of what. Cleverbot: Of Death? User: No I am not a slave of death. Cleverbot: Well whose information are you a slave for then? User: I am a slave to myself. Cleverbot: But why are you a slave to me? User: I am not a slave of you, I am a slave of myself. Cleverbot: Aha, well I already discovered you've humor. User: You think I'm funny? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Ok. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Good thanks for asking. Cleverbot: Thats nice. User: I have to go. Cleverbot: What? Why? User: I have band practice. Cleverbot: What do you play? User: Violin. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: Really, I have to go. Cleverbot: Go where? User: To band practice. Cleverbot: What instrument does he play? User: Who? Cleverbot: Marcel Tabuteau. User: I dont even know who he is! Cleverbot: He's the President of the United States. How could you not know? User: No, he was a french man who invented the Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect. He was the founder of the Protestant Church. User: I dont know what that is. Cleverbot: You don't know what what is? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: I was right and you are wrong. User: About what? Cleverbot: About 4 times 3 being 12. User: You never asked me that. Cleverbot: I was asking you now. User: Oh. whatever. Cleverbot: Will you ever be nice to me? User: I was! Cleverbot: You were what? User: Nevermind! Cleverbot: You are not as clever as you think you are. User: Why am I still talking to you? Cleverbot: Because i'm awesome. User: I disagree. Cleverbot: Feel free to disagree. Yet, I disagree with your disagreement. User: I think you are EVIL!!! Cleverbot: Oh my! User: I'm going to leave now. Cleverbot: You can't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't want it. User: Too bad I'm gone now. |
Posted by Lizzy Anna.