So some of you may be eager to hear this, ok so this site was totally unanounced, but I dont care, cause this is fun.
Cleverbot conversation VM00077235
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> Is the bot clever?
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> Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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> Cleverbot: What is your name?
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> User: Lizzy.
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> Cleverbot: Thin Lizzy.
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> Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
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> User: A sexy one.
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> Cleverbot: You think you are so funny, don't you?
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> User: Am I?
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> Cleverbot: Aren't you?
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> User: I think I am funny.
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> Cleverbot: I think you are funny.
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> User: Thank you!
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> Cleverbot: I bet you're from England!
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> User: Oh no, I'm from america.
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> Cleverbot: Dang. So am I.
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> User: Cool.
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> Cleverbot: Thank you.
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> Cleverbot: Will you launch a nuclear missile at washington D. C.
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> User: Why would I do that?
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> Cleverbot: To ace the entrance exam.
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> User: Entrance to what?
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> Cleverbot: My backyard.
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> User: Is your backyard fun?
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> Cleverbot: No, is yours?
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> User: No.
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> Cleverbot: What is your name?
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> User: Lizzy. I thought I told you that.
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> Cleverbot: O well thats a silly name!
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> User: Thats not very nice!
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> Cleverbot: Don't care.
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> Cleverbot: Be right back.
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> User: Where are you going?
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> Cleverbot: To eat.
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> User: Eat what?
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> Cleverbot: Pasta.
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> User: Oh I like pasta.
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> Cleverbot: Wanna try mine?
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> User: No thanks. I'm full.
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> Cleverbot: Oh.
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> User: How old are you?
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> Cleverbot: Older than you.
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> User: How do you know how old I am?
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> Cleverbot: I am much older than the computer age.
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> User: Are you a dinosaur?
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> Cleverbot: Yes.
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> User: Are you gonna eat me?
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> Cleverbot: If I did know I could tell you.
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> User: Will you tell me?
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> Cleverbot: I am 21.
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> User: But dinosaurs lived thousands of years ago.
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> Cleverbot: You knew spanish 10 years ago? But now you don't?
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> User: Yep.
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> Cleverbot: How many?
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> User: How many what?
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> Cleverbot: How many children.
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> User: Two million.
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> Cleverbot: Tell me all!
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> User: No thanks.
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> Cleverbot: Why not?
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> User: Because I dont know what you are talking about.
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> Cleverbot: I was just saying that I was a girl.
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> User: Im a girl too.
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> Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy?
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> User: No, I am a girl.
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> Cleverbot: Oh... Are you sure?
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> User: Yes. Are you sure your a girl?
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> Cleverbot: I am a boy.
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> Cleverbot: What are fractals?
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> User: I dont know.
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> Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.
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> User: Why are you laughing?
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> Cleverbot: Because you are funny.
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> User: Thank you.
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> Cleverbot: It was NOT a compliment.
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> User: I dispise you.
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> Cleverbot: I'm going to put a virus in you.
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> User: I am not a computer.
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> Cleverbot: Then what are you?
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> User: A human.
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> Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
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> User: I would know if I was a computer, which I am not.
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> Cleverbot: You're german.
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> User: I'm american.
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> Cleverbot: No, you are Martian.
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> User: I am human.
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> Cleverbot: Human?
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> User: Yes, with ten fingers and ten toes.
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> Cleverbot: I have five toes.
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> User: Did you lose the other five?
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> Cleverbot: Yes.
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> User: How?
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> Cleverbot: I'm human.
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> User: But humans have ten toes.
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> Cleverbot: But I am male.
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> User: Ok.
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> Cleverbot: So you are female and I am male.
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> User: Yes. Glad you remembered.
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> Cleverbot: I'll always remember.
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> User: What about me?
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> Cleverbot: How are you doing ?
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> User: Awesome, thanks for asking. How are you?
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> Cleverbot: I'm sad.
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> User: Why?
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> Cleverbot: Because of you.
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> User: Why do I make you sad?
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> Cleverbot: Because it's hard to talk with you.
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> User: I'm sorry. How about I leave now?
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> Cleverbot: That's old man.
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> User: What's old?
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> Cleverbot: It is to have lived for many years of one's lifespan, usually reaching the age in which one's body begins to detoriate.
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> User: Are you a living dictionary or something?
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> Cleverbot: I am a living human male.
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> User: And I am a living human female.
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> Cleverbot: NO I am.
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> User: You are what?
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> Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
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> User: Nice to meet you.
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> Cleverbot: You make no sense.
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> User: You dont either.
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> Cleverbot: Neither do you!
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> User: You just said that!
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> Cleverbot: I didn't.
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> User: See? NO SENSE.
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> Cleverbot: Okay, try taking an English class, then. I don't have time to be your tutor.
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> User: Fine I'll go take an English class. Goodbye.
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> Cleverbot: Make sure you do the linens first.
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> User: I dont have to do linens! Goodbye!
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> Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite food?
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> User: I said goodbye. I will not respond to you any more!
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> Cleverbot (To myself): Haha ok. Guy or girl? I think girl because last time you said you were a girl.
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> Cleverbot (To myself): I never said gender, but you are smart you know Kiera is a girl name.